![]() ![]() The bartender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”. The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”. “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?” The Bartender reply’s “$5”. The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.”Ī guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “how much for a beer?” Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.” The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. ![]() The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.” There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The bartender asks the man what he wants. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. Bartender Jokes and StoriesĪ blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.Īfter ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” ![]() So, we have collected the best Bartender Jokes and Stories from all around the internet to make you laugh. ![]()
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